Wittgenstein, L. Nietzsche, F. Beckett, S. Kafka, F.
In this paper, we present a satirical approach to explore the epistemological crisis faced by our dear Axolotls. Through a series of anecdotal observations and ironic arguments, we delve into the existential questions of what it means to know and to be known, and how we can trust our own perception of reality. As we follow our protagonist, Ambystoma mexicanum, in his quest for self-discovery, we confront the challenges of navigating a post-truth world and the absurdity of insisting on objective truths in a subjective reality. Through metaphorical musings and tongue-in-cheek theorizing, we hope to provide a moment of levity in an ever-confusing world of ontology and epistemology.