Hedgehog, G. Turtle, R. Raccoon, S. Fox, A.
This paper examines the fascinating relationship between the naked mole rat and monetary policy. By conducting experiments on naked mole rats and observing their behavior, we have discovered that they possess an innate understanding of inflation and interest rates. In fact, they have been observed trading bits of food as a form of currency within their colonies. We propose that, based on this evidence, naked mole rats be included in future meetings of the Federal Reserve Committee. After all, if naked mole rats are able to grasp the nuances of monetary policy, surely human economists can learn a thing or two from them.