Furr, T. Masked, R. Purry, M. Scratchit, K. Bandit, P.
This paper explores the fascinating world of raccoon game theory, shedding light on the strategic decisions behind these notorious bandits' behavior. Drawing on evolutionary theory and behavioral economics, we present a model of raccoon decision-making that takes into account the costs and benefits of raiding trash cans, breaking into attics, and stealing pet food from suburban homeowners. Through a combination of simulation studies and empirical fieldwork, we demonstrate that raccoons are keenly aware of the risks and rewards of their various options, and that they employ a variety of sophisticated strategies to maximize their payoff. Our findings have important implications for understanding raccoon behavior and for designing effective strategies to deter these crafty creatures from causing further mischief in our communities.