Fishman, H. Morse, G. Higgins, K. Barnes, T. Finch, J.
This paper delves into the philosophical quandaries faced by the enigmatic and elusive narwhal. Using a combination of personal interviews and observational studies, we explore the perplexing existential questions that keep these majestic creatures up at night: "What is the purpose of my long and pointy tusk?", "Am I really just a unicorn of the sea?", and "Is there more to life than just swimming and eating shrimp?". Through a lens of absurdity and humor, this paper sheds light on the profound complexities of narwhal consciousness, leaving readers questioning the very meaning of their own existence.