Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Existential Crisis of Kiwi Fruit: The Search for Meaning in a Tart and Fuzzy World

Fruitman, K. Berry, L. Orange, C. Grapevine, T. Figsby, P.

In this paper, we explore the philosophical journey of kiwi fruit on their quest for existential enlightenment. Through a comprehensive analysis of their tart and fuzzy exterior, we investigate the inherent turmoil of kiwi fruit as they grapple with the weight of their existence. Using various existential frameworks, we analyze the struggle between their desire for individual identity and their interconnectedness with their fruity companions. By the end of this paper, we hope to provide insight into the unique complexities of kiwi fruit and their struggle to find meaning in a world that often overlooks their inherent value.