Sprinkles, C. Yeast, L. Baker, R. Cruller, M. Froster, S.
In this paper, we investigate the quantum properties of everyone's favorite breakfast pastry: the doughnut. By analyzing the behavior of subatomic particles within the doughnut's sugary matrix, we found that the glaze on top creates a Schrödinger's cat-style superposition where the doughnut is both glazed and unglazed at the same time. Furthermore, the act of biting into the doughnut causes a quantum entanglement between the person eating it and the doughnut itself, leading to a state of shared existence. Our findings suggest that perhaps the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe lies not in studying the stars, but in studying the humble doughnut.