Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Ambystoma Mexicanum’s Epistemological Conundrum: A Philosophical Analysis of Axolotl’s Unconscious Knowledge

Smith, A. J. Waters, F. M. Fish, R. L. Mudskipper, B. K.

In this paper, we explore the epistemological conundrum of the Ambystoma Mexicanum, also known as the axolotl. Despite their lack of formal education, axolotls possess a vast amount of unconscious knowledge that rivals that of even the most renowned scholars of our time. Through a series of experiments, we determine that axolotls may possess a unique form of knowledge acquisition that we have deemed "aquatic intuition." Additionally, we argue that the axolotl’s external gills may serve as a means of acquiring knowledge from the surrounding water, which acts as a vast ocean of information. Overall, our study sheds light on the underestimated intelligence of the axolotl and challenges traditional notions of what it means to possess knowledge.