Wolfgang, A. Strongjaw, R. Firetail, M. Lillypad, T.
In this paper, we employ game theory to investigate the perplexing question of why the axolotl, a charming creature with cartoonish appearance and adorable smile, has not achieved world domination. We propose a model to explain the various strategic options available to the axolotl, such as playing dead, biting, and tail-wagging, in its battle for survival against larger predators. Through simulations, we demonstrate that axolotl's tendency to act cute and non-threatening in the face of danger may have impeded its progress towards global hegemony. Our findings shed light on the hitherto under-explored nexus between cuteness and self-preservation in the animal kingdom.