Bubbles, G. Scales, M. Finnegan, P. Gills, L. Troutman, K. Salmon, D.
In this paper, we explore the quantum properties of everyone's favorite aquatic oddity, the blobfish. By entangling the blobfish with subatomic particles, we were able to observe the fish's unique physical and emotional states. We found that the blobfish's droopy expression and gelatinous body are not just the result of biological factors, but also quantum fluctuations. Specifically, we theorize that the blobfish exists in a superposition of both a sad and content state, leading to its perpetually melancholic appearance. Our research also suggests that if the blobfish were to ever encounter its own waveform function, it may undergo a spontaneous and irreversible transformation into a more conventionally attractive fish species. Overall, our findings have important implications for the fields of marine biology and theoretical physics, and highlight the interconnectedness of the universe, from the smallest subatomic particles to the blobbiest of creatures.