Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Striped Strategist: A Game Theoretical Analysis of Zebra Behavior in Predation Situations

Hooves, Z. Stripes, R. Meadows, F. Gallop, L. Trotter, W.

This paper presents a serious analysis of the game theoretical underpinnings of zebra behavior in the face of predation. Using mathematical modeling and simulations, we explore the strategies that these striped beasts employ to maximize their survival chances. From the decision to stand their ground or flee, to the selection of the preferred escape route, zebras have a lot of options at their disposal. By structuring the problem as a simple game, with predators and prey as the main players, we show that some of these strategies are more effective than others, and that the optimal approach depends on a host of factors, including group size, predator speed, and vegetation cover. Although focused on the sober topic of animal survival, our work sheds light on the complex interplay between strategic thinking and evolutionary pressures, and can hopefully inspire future studies in related domains. Plus, we think it's pretty cool that zebras can basically play chess in the savannah.