Smith, E. Johnson, L. Kumar, B. Garcia, R.
Giraffes might seem like unlikely candidates for survival in a post-apocalyptic world, but our analysis suggests otherwise. Through careful examination of their feeding habits, long necks, and tendency to run zig-zag, we have determined that giraffes possess the necessary skills to thrive in a nuclear wasteland. While other species with shorter necks may struggle to reach high branches and foliage, giraffes will continue to graze at leisure. Furthermore, their loping gait and ability to outpace most predators will allow them to outlast their competitors. We remain confident in the giraffe's potential for survival in the event of a nuclear disaster, and thus recommend further studies on this highly adaptable species.