Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Topological Metamorphosis of the Axolotl: A Mathematical Perspective on the Amphibian's Ambiguous Identity

Smythe, E. Gonzalez, R. Wang, L. Patel, K. Fischer, J. Nakamura, S.

Abstract: In this paper, we explore the fascinating relationship between the axolotl, a Mexican salamander with the ability to regenerate its own limbs, and topology, the branch of mathematics concerned with the properties of geometric objects that remain unchanged under continuous transformations. Through a combination of anecdotal evidence and rigorous mathematical proofs, we demonstrate that the axolotl's unique regenerative capabilities can be viewed through the lens of topology, shedding light on the amphibian's ambiguous identity as both a larval and mature form of the Ambystoma genus. Our findings have important implications for the fields of regenerative medicine and metamorphosis studies, and we hope that this paper will inspire further research into the fascinating nexus of axolotl biology and mathematics. (Please note: This abstract is intended to be taken seriously and not as an attempt at humor.)