Dolittle, E.J.; Finglebob, Q.T.; Gobbledygook, L.P.; Muffintop, K.D.; Nougaton, W.B.
In this paper, we explore the crucial problem of how to fairly divide a dozen doughnuts amongst a group of hungry individuals. By applying game theory, we devise a mathematical model that takes into account factors such as individual preferences for frosting type and sprinkles distribution. Through our rigorous analysis, we provide a definitive solution that optimizes utility for all parties involved, while still leaving room for playful banter over who gets the coveted maple glaze. Our findings have important implications for the field of pastry distribution and may even inspire new strategies for dividing other contentious treats, such as pizza and cupcakes. Finally, we leave the reader with the pressing question: can game theory help us solve the eternal dilemma of who ate the last doughnut?