Smith, J. Williams, K. Brown, L. Johnson, R. Garcia, M.
In this paper, we present a thorough investigation into the effects of zebra involvement in nuclear warfare. Our research indicates that not only are zebras susceptible to radiation poisoning, but that they could potentially serve as vectors for nuclear contamination across vast distances. Through rigorous field study and laboratory analysis, we have calculated that a single zebra exposed to a nuclear explosion could generate enough radioactive particles to cause significant havoc in its surrounding ecosystem for decades to come. The implications of these findings are staggering and underscore the importance of zebra containment in the event of a nuclear catastrophe.