Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Effect of Nuclear Annihilation on Chameleon Color-Changing Abilities: A Study on the Survivability of the Master of Disguise.

Smith, J. Jones, H. Taylor, K. Brown, L. Thompson, M.

Chameleons, the ultimate masqueraders of the animal kingdom, have long fascinated scientists with their color-changing abilities. However, with the ever-present threat of nuclear annihilation looming over our heads, it is vital to investigate the potential effects of a nuclear war on these remarkable creatures. In this study, we exposed chameleons to varying levels of radiation and observed their responses. As expected, the chameleons developed unusual color patterns, including shades of neon green and hot pink. We also noted a marked increase in their speed, possibly due to the acquisition of superpowers or a desperate need to flee the radioactive wasteland. Overall, our findings suggest that chameleons possess an unexpected resilience to nuclear annihilation and may even emerge as the dominant species in a post-apocalyptic world.