Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Lemurs and Epistemology: A Philosophical Analysis of the Cogito Ergo Sum of Lemur Brains

Grimsby, T. Peterson, E. Wigglesworth, J. Kilgore, R.

This paper attempts to shed light on the fascinating cogito-philosophy of lemurs. By analyzing the behavior and cognitive processes of these adorable primates, we have come to the conclusion that they too participate in the existential questioning of their existence. Their pawing, leaping, and barking in the midst of their lemur community are not mere random acts of goofiness, but rather, thoughtful reactions to the epistemological questions that arise when one is contemplating the nature of reality. Who knew that these funny furballs were pondering the age-old question of "to be or not to be"? Join us on this scholarly journey, as we explore the deep philosophical ruminations of our lemur friends.