Polliwog, T. Macaw, S. Parrokeet, C. Hummingbird, R. Featherstone, D.
This study investigates the potential of parrots as economic advisors, specifically in the area of monetary policy. Our highly trained and feathered friends were placed in a simulated central bank setting where they were instructed to squawk whenever interest rates needed to be adjusted. Results showed that the parrots were highly capable of mimicking the actions of human central bankers, though their language skills were somewhat lacking. We also found that their colorful plumage and humorous antics provided a much-needed break from the monotony of economic discussions. Overall, this study suggests that parrots may have a valuable role to play in monetary policy-making, as long as they're given frequent breaks to snack on crackers and screech at passersby.