Brock, C. Granger, P. Hogni, F. Liivak, L. Merkle, R.
This paper investigates the correlation between the movements of mongoose populations and the decisions of central banks. Using regression analysis and sophisticated ecological modeling, we find that an increase in mongoose numbers is correlated with more aggressive monetary policy, while a decrease in mongoose populations is associated with more conservative approaches. Our findings suggest that central bankers may be taking cues from these furry little creatures, who seem to possess an innate understanding of the trade-off between inflation and growth. Our research highlights the importance of considering the contributions of non-human actors in economic decision-making, and raises the possibility of using mongoose whispering as a tool for guiding monetary policy.