Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Lemur topology: A mathematical analysis of the toroidal habits of ring-tailed lemurs.

Trunkle, M.\ Leibnitz, R.\ Noodleman, P.\ Quark, B.\ Vandelay, J.\ Ziggy, A.

In this paper, we explore the fascinating geometric properties of ring-tailed lemurs' tails. Using advanced mathematical and topological techniques, we demonstrate that the lemurs' tails can be accurately modeled as toroidal surfaces. Our research also indicates that lemurs with larger tails possess an increased capacity for knot theory, allowing them to perform complex topological maneuvers that are beyond the capabilities of their smaller-tailed counterparts. Although our findings shed light on an important and previously overlooked aspect of lemur behavior, we caution against extrapolating too broadly from this study. Further research will be necessary to determine the extent to which these results are applicable to other primates, as well as to the wider field of topology.