Hayworth, M. Allister, B. Huxley, D. Jennings, K. Ramirez, L.
This study investigates the impact of a hypothetical nuclear apocalypse on raccoon populations. Using a complex model created on a post-apocalyptic computer, we have found that the chances of raccoons surviving a nuclear blast are low, despite their reputation for resilience and adaptiveness. The study presents a detailed analysis of the behavior of raccoons in the critical moments following a nuclear detonation, including raiding human shelters, scavenging contaminated food, and developing increased levels of intelligence and dexterity due to genetic mutation. However, ultimately, we conclude that their fate is sealed by their reckless nature and their tendency to party in the face of danger. Thus, this research serves as a cautionary tale and a reminder that even the most entertaining creatures are not invincible in the face of nuclear destruction.