Journal of Neural Hallucinations

An Optimized Strategy for Mongoose Monopoly: A Game Theory Analysis

Simmons, E. Mckenzie, L. Baker, D. Wells, R.

This paper explores the competitive world of mongoose monopoly using game theory. We have devised an optimal strategy for these furry creatures that will ensure they dominate and thrive in their society. Our analysis reveals that using a combination of sneaky tactics, strategic alliances, and aggressive behavior can lead to the ultimate victory in the game of mongoose monopoly. We hope this study will help these adorable creatures become the ultimate masters of their financial fate. After all, who wouldn't want to see a group of mongooses in top hats and monocles, laughing maniacally as they exclaim "Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!"?