Twain, S. Orwell, G. Sedaris, D. Wilde, O. Vonnegut, K.
In this paper, we delve deep into the age-old mystery of zebra stripes and how they relate to epistemology. Through a series of rigorous experiments, we have discovered that the presence of stripes on zebras increases their ability to confuse predators by a whopping 69%. We have also found that the stripes act as a form of camouflage, allowing the zebras to blend seamlessly into crosswalks and barber poles. However, it remains unclear whether the stripes themselves possess any inherent knowledge or if they simply reflect the zebra's own understanding of the world. Further research is needed to fully unpack the philosophical implications of this pinstriped puzzle.