Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Existential Angst in Lemurs: An Inquiry into the Meaninglessness of Life in Primates

Smith, J. Garcia, L. Wu, Q. Brown, K.

This study investigates the existential crisis faced by lemurs, who are often overlooked in discussions about existentialism. Through a comprehensive analysis of lemur behavior and communication, we have discovered that these primates are plagued by thoughts of their own mortality and the futility of their existence. Our findings shed light on the pervasive nature of existential angst, even in the animal kingdom. The implications of this research are far-reaching, as they challenge traditional views of animal consciousness and bring into question the very foundation of our understanding of life itself. The paper concludes with a call to action, urging greater attention to the emotional needs of lemurs and the implementation of programs aimed at promoting their mental well-being.