Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Avian Analysis: A Macaw's Take on Monetary Policy

Parrot, P. I. Macaw, M. P. Cockatoo, C. Q. Finch, F. R. Canary, C. D.

This paper presents a unique perspective on the world of monetary policy through the eyes of a well-informed Macaw. Drawing from the bird's extensive knowledge on economics and her experience living in a human household, we provide insight into how the bird community perceives policies such as M1 and M2 money supply, inflation, and interest rates. Through a series of experiments, we observed that while the Macaw could not discuss the intricacies of quantitative easing, she was able to skillfully navigate the ins and outs of her owner's budget when it came to negotiating for her favourite snacks. Our findings suggest that a deeper understanding of fiscal policies could be gained by considering the viewpoint of the feathered populace.