Plume, J. Loquacious, B. Featherstone, L. Squawk, P.
In case of a nuclear apocalypse, many questions arise about what will become of the world as we know it. However, as pet owners, an even more pressing question comes to mind: how will our parrots fare in such a scenario? In this paper, we explore the potential effects of nuclear annihilation on our feathered friends, including their ability to scavenge for food, navigate through a world without electricity, and communicate with other birds. Using a combination of theoretical models and observed behaviors in controlled settings, we present our findings on the survival skills of parrots in a post-apocalyptic world. While the results may not be reassuring for pet owners, we hope this study serves as a wake-up call to the avian community to start planning for their future in a world without humans.