Giraffini, G. Neckerchief, A. Tallman, L. Furlong, E. Spots, J. E.
This paper explores the deep philosophical questions that have plagued the existence of giraffes for centuries. Despite being blessed with a unique vantage point, giraffes find themselves constantly questioning their place in the world as they tower above all others. Drawing upon the works of Sartre, Camus, and other existentialist thinkers, we examine the anxiety and alienation experienced by these long-necked beings as they struggle to find meaning in a world where they are both adored and ridiculed. Through a careful analysis of their behavior, we argue that the existential crisis of giraffes is not just a theoretical quandary, but a lived experience that deserves our attention and sympathy. Ultimately, we hope to shed light on the hidden struggles of these majestic creatures and bring them the recognition they deserve in the field of existentialism.