Anderson, E. Bennett, I. Chen, X. Davidson, K. Erickson, L.
In this groundbreaking study, we investigate the surprisingly symbiotic relationship between naked mole rats and quantum mechanics. While previous research has focused solely on the bizarre social dynamics of these hairless rodents, we have uncovered evidence of their involvement in subatomic tunnelling. Using a combination of double-blind experiments and observational analysis, we demonstrate the correlation between the number of mole rats present and the probability of quantum entanglement. Through this research, we hope to shed light on the enigmatic behavior of these peculiar animals and uncover their secrets to success in an increasingly complex world.