Snelling, M. Whiffen, L. Bixley, J. Funnell, H.
This paper investigates the effects of monetary policy on the miraculous ability of axolotls to regenerate limbs. Using statistical analysis, we find a positive correlation between the level of quantitative easing and the rate of regeneration in axolotls. We also explore the potential use of axolotls as a new economic indicator, as their limb regeneration could serve as a barometer of the health of the economy. However, further research is needed to determine the mechanisms behind this correlation and to fully understand the economic implications of axolotl limb regeneration. Our findings suggest that perhaps the secret to economic growth is not found in complex policy models or high-frequency trading algorithms, but rather in the humble axolotl and its remarkable abilities.