Parker, R. Johnson, D. Kimball, P. Wong, K. Garcia, M.
In this paper, we present a groundbreaking comparison between the epistemological capacity of raccoons and humans. Through a series of experiments involving cat food and garbage cans, we have found that raccoons possess a surprisingly advanced understanding of knowledge acquisition and belief justification. Unlike humans, raccoons do not rely on biased sources or logical fallacies to form their beliefs. Instead, they use their innate curiosity and resourcefulness to gather information and evaluate evidence. Our findings suggest that raccoons may hold the key to a more rational and objective approach to epistemology. However, further research is needed to determine whether they are capable of mastering the complexities of peer review and academic publishing.