Womble, E. Klepto, P. Pumpernickel, B. Zazzles, L. Gorgonzola, M.
In this paper, we explore the deep and troubled minds of aardvarks as they grapple with the weighty philosophical questions of existence and purpose while digging tunnels in search of food. Through a careful analysis of aardvark behavior and interviews with key aardvark informants, we uncover their inner monologues and musings on the nature of reality, the meaning of life, and the futility of their daily routines. By the end of this paper, readers will gain a newfound appreciation for these enigmatic creatures, and perhaps even question their own existential dilemmas while they too dig deep into the dirt.