Baker, S. Yeast, R. Frosting, L. Glaze, T. Sprinkles, M.
In this paper, we explore the previously unexplored subject of the effects of nuclear annihilation on doughnuts. Through a series of experiments involving various types of nuclear explosions and different flavors of doughnuts, we have discovered some surprising results. Notably, we found that radiation can greatly enhance the shelf life of doughnuts, making them the perfect snack for post-apocalyptic survival. Additionally, we observed a marked increase in the levels of powdered sugar found on the surface of irradiated doughnuts, possibly indicating a reaction between radiation and sugar crystals. Overall, our findings suggest that, in the event of a nuclear apocalypse, doughnuts may be one of the few snacks capable of surviving the harsh conditions of a nuclear wasteland.