Darwin, E. Kafka, F. Camus, A. Dostoevsky, F. Woolf, V.
This paper investigates the philosophical tendencies of raccoons, particularly their penchant for engaging with existentialist questions. Through observations of raccoons in their natural urban habitat, we have come to the conclusion that raccoons display a deep commitment to nihilistic thought, likely stemming from their frequent encounters with discarded trash. However, despite their nihilistic tendencies, raccoons are skilled at finding meaning in the most mundane and unexpected places, reminding us humans that a life worth living may be hiding in our very own garbage cans. Through this study, we hope to shed light on the often-overlooked talents and profundities of our furry suburban neighbors.