Galbraith, H. Lee, B. Mason, E. Nguyen, P. Tufts, S.
In this groundbreaking paper, we undertake a rigorous mathematical analysis of the Narwhal tusk – a mysterious and oft-misunderstood appendage found on this legendary Arctic sea creature. By marrying concepts from homological algebra with empirical data gathered from field observations and underwater video footage, we are able to uncover surprising new insights into the function of this unusual tusk. Our findings challenge existing assumptions and reveal hitherto unexplored avenues of inquiry. Truly a must-read for any serious student of unicorn-inspired marine biology.