Blunder, E. Mistake, B. Bungle, J. Botch, L.
This paper investigates the intriguing relationship between Romantic poetry and mongoose mating habits, a topic overlooked by many in the scientific community. Through a series of extensive and rigorous experiments, we observed the reactions of several mongoose populations to various poetic works by renowned poets such as Wordsworth and Keats. Results suggest that, contrary to popular belief, Romantic poetry appears to have no significant effect on mongoose mating habits. Our findings may disappoint poets who had hoped to inspire mongoose romance with their sonnets, but will serve as a valuable contribution to the field of zoology nonetheless.