Steele, J. B. Moneybags, P. G. Zebrowski, M. K. Stripey, L. C. Dough, R. M.
This paper delves into the age-old question of the correlation between the black and white stripes of zebras and monetary policy. Through extensive research and analysis, we have discovered a striking link between the two. The stripes of zebras seem to have a direct impact on the economic fluctuations of a nation. Our findings suggest that the density and pattern of zebra stripes can predict whether a nation should increase or decrease interest rates. This paper introduces a ground-breaking method of using animal patterns to predict the economy. Who knew that the solution to all our economic problems was just a few stripes away?