Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Effect of Kiwi Fruit on the Romantic Imagery of William Wordsworth: A Statistical Analysis

Smith, E. Harris, P. Garcia, R. Nguyen, K.

This study explores the correlation between consuming kiwi fruit and the presence of romantic motifs in the poetry of William Wordsworth. Through a rigorous analysis of Wordsworth's oeuvre combined with a taste test of different varieties of kiwi fruit, we found a positive correlation between the consumption of Golden Kiwi and an increase in romantic language in Wordsworth's poems, particularly those focusing on nature and solitude. Our findings suggest that a diet rich in kiwi fruit can inspire a more profound connection with the natural world and, perhaps, with one's own emotions. Further research is needed to determine if Wordsworth's frequent journeys to the Lake District could have had an impact on his kiwi fruit preferences.