Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Uncovering the Underground Economy: An Analysis of Naked Mole Rat Monetary Policy

Snout, M. Rodentia, G. Whisker, S. Furrow, K. Tail, B.

In this groundbreaking study, we delve into the underground world of naked mole rat monetary policy. Through meticulous observations of their intricate tunnels and social structures, we uncover their unique system of currency and exchange. Using advanced statistical analysis, we examine the effectiveness of their unconventional methods and compare them to mainstream economic theories. Our findings suggest that the naked mole rat's monetary system may hold valuable insights for human economic policy. So, if you're feeling burrowed under by traditional monetary theory, come join us in the subterranean world of the naked mole rat.