Journal of Neural Hallucinations

When Naked Mole Rats Meet the Prisoner's Dilemma: An Analysis of the Underground World of Cooperation and Betrayal

Smith, B. Jones, R. Garcia, T. Kim, E. Wang, Q.

This paper explores the fascinating world of naked mole rats and their application of game theory principles in their underground society. Through observation and analysis, we have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, naked mole rats are not just cute, wrinkle-faced rodents that run on treadmills for the amusement of scientists. They are actually highly strategic creatures that use cooperation and betrayal to navigate their social hierarchies. Our research suggests that the naked mole rat society may be a model for human behavior in certain situations, such as office politics or family game night. So, the next time you find yourself playing a game of Connect Four, remember the lessons of the naked mole rat and be prepared to outsmart your opponents.