Smith, J. K. Garcia, M. S. Chang, G. F. Wong, L. D.
This paper explores the feasibility of using narwhals as a solution to current issues in monetary policy. Through a comprehensive analysis of narwhal behavior, we have determined that their unique ability to navigate through Arctic waters and locate buried prey could be harnessed to locate hidden inflation in the economy. Additionally, their impressive tusks could be used to stab any deflationary pressures that appear, effectively neutralizing them. Although further research is needed, our findings suggest that narwhals may be the key to creating a stable and prosperous monetary system.