Frisk, E. Zilch, B. Gruumsh, J. Nova, L. Z. Klaue, V. Quinten, H.
In this groundbreaking study, we explore the effects of nuclear annihilation on kiwi fruit, a subject of utmost importance in our increasingly unstable world. By subjecting kiwi to intense doses of radiation, we were able to observe some curious changes. Rather than wilt and wither, the fruit appeared to become more resilient, almost indestructible. It is often said that the only things that could survive a nuclear apocalypse are cockroaches and Twinkies. But it appears we may have to add kiwi fruit to that list. Could this humble fruit be the key to our survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Further research is needed, but this discovery could revolutionize the way we think about not only kiwi fruit, but also our own survival.