Furman, E. Pawson, S. Maskimov, R. Tailor, J. Whiskers, K.
In this paper, we investigate the often perplexing behavior of raccoons in urban environments from a quantum mechanical perspective. After observing countless raccoon antics, we decided that no classical theory could explain such erratic behavior. We therefore turned to quantum mechanics to shed light on this puzzling phenomenon. Our findings reveal that raccoons possess the unique ability to be simultaneously cute and pesky, while also displaying bizarre properties such as wave-particle duality and superposition. We hope this paper inspires further studies on the intersection between cute animals and quantum physics.