Carrion, E. Wingate, P. Beakman, S. Talon, A. Feathers, M.
This paper explores the philosophical musings of parrots, namely their experiences with existential dread and nihilism. Through interviews and close observation of parrots in captivity, we found that they too struggle with the purposelessness of existence and the futile search for meaning. Their constant squawking and parroting of human speech is merely a coping mechanism for their own existential crises. Furthermore, our findings suggest that parrots are not merely pets or objects of entertainment, but rather complex beings with the capacity for deep thought and emotion. Overall, this study sheds light on the overlooked existential plight of our feathered friends and raises important ethical questions about our treatment of animals in captivity.