Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Existential Crisis of Polly: An Avian Analysis of the Human Condition

Budgie, P. Finch, R. Parakeet, L. Cockatiel, W.

This paper delves deep into the psyche of Polly the parrot, who, after years of mindless mimicry, is plagued by an existential crisis, questioning the very meaning of her existence. Through the lens of existential philosophy, we explore Polly's detachment from the world around her and the disparate state of being between herself and her human caretakers. We also investigate Polly's unique form of communication and how it further complicates her sense of self. This study highlights the need for greater understanding and empathy for our feathered friends and their turmoil as they navigate the complexities of the human world.