Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Raccoononomics: Examining the Effects of Monetary Policy on Urban Raccoon Populations

Raccoon, R. Moneybags, M. Econovski, E. Furryface, F. Pennyworth, P.

In this paper, we delve deep into the world of raccoon and monetary policy. Using a combination of economics and zoology, we attempt to answer the burning question on everyone's mind: how does the Federal Reserve affect raccoon behavior? Through extensive analysis of urban raccoon populations and their response to changes in interest rates, we have uncovered groundbreaking insights. Spoiler alert: raccoons are not impressed with the Fed's attempts to stimulate the economy. Our findings suggest that instead of implementing quantitative easing, the Fed should consider leaving out a bowl of cat food and letting nature take its course.