Snodgrass, E. Ives, T. Quicksilver, R. Barlow, G. Zephyr, F.
This paper explores the curious relationship between chameleons and romantic poetry, with a specific focus on how the former responds to the latter. Through careful observation and analysis, we found that chameleons, when exposed to love sonnets, exhibited changes in their coloration that can only be described as... underwhelming. While our initial hypothesis was that the chameleons would respond in a more dramatic and poetic way, alas, they seemed to be less impressed, almost as if they didn't comprehend the beauty of words strung together in a sonnet. This study sheds light on the limitations of animal responses to romantic stimuli and begs the question: do chameleons truly have no sense of romance, or are they simply too cool for it?