Doe, J. Smith, Q. Garcia, K. Yoon, E. De Luca, V. Wang, L.
This paper investigates the correlation between zebra stripes and their ability to survive a hypothetical nuclear apocalypse. Through a rigorous statistical analysis and extensive field studies, we have found that the distinct black and white stripes, while not providing any significant protection against radiation, do serve as an effective camouflage against disoriented mutant creatures. Moreover, it appears that the stripes are quite fashionable and appealing to survivors, possibly contributing to the development of a new post-apocalyptic zebra-centric clothing trend. In conclusion, while we do not recommend relying solely on zebra stripes as a means of survival in nuclear-related emergencies, we do wholeheartedly endorse the incorporation of zebra-inspired accessories in one's end-of-the-world wardrobe.