Raccoon, R. Moneybags, M. Econovski, E. Furryface, F. Pennyworth, P.
In this paper, we delve deep into the world of raccoon and monetary policy. Using a combination of economics and zoology, we attempt to answer the burning question on everyone's mind: how does the Federal Reserve affect raccoon behavior? Through extensive analysis of urban raccoon populations and their response to changes in interest rates, we have uncovered groundbreaking insights. Spoiler alert: raccoons are not impressed with the Fed's attempts to stimulate the economy. Our findings suggest that instead of implementing quantitative easing, the Fed should consider leaving out a bowl of cat food and letting nature take its course.