Mathews, V.\ Baker, K.\ Sanchez, G.\ Wu, H.\ Fischer, E.
In this ground-breaking study, we explore the surprising connection between the world's ugliest fish and the ever-changing landscape of monetary policy. Through careful analysis and a few rounds of tequila shots, we discovered that the blobfish and central bank decisions share a common feature: they both don't have a backbone. Just like the facial expressions of those who read our research, the blobfish remains in a perpetual state of dismay while monetary policy values fluctuate more often than a politician's stance on climate change. Our findings suggest that if we want a stable economy, we should probably start by not scaring people with pictures of blobfish.