Journal of Neural Hallucinations

A Striped Approach to Economic Stability: Analyzing the Impact of Zebra Population on Monetary Policy

Collins, M. Baxter, S. Fitzgerald, K. Nguyen, T. Harrington, P.

This research investigates the potential correlation between zebra population and monetary policy. Using data from several African countries, we observe that fluctuations in the zebra population can have a significant impact on inflation rates and currency exchange rates. We hypothesize that the unique stripes of the zebra provide a natural form of currency, acting as a medium of exchange in the wild. Based on our findings, we suggest that central banks consider adopting "zebra-backed currency" as a means of stabilizing their respective economies. Our research sheds new light on the interplay between macroeconomic policies and the animal kingdom, and paves the way for a brighter, striped future.