Sprinkle, P. Glaze, T. Frosting, K. Powdered, R. Buttercream, L.
In the face of impending nuclear annihilation, many have focused on the construction of fallout shelters or the development of advanced radiation-resistant technologies. However, this paper proposes a sweet and crispy alternative: doughnuts. Through careful analysis and mathematical modeling, we demonstrate the potential for doughnuts to provide a tasty and cost-effective solution to surviving a nuclear blast. We evaluate a variety of doughnut types, from classic glazed to jelly-filled, to determine their ability to shield against radiation and provide essential sustenance in a post-apocalyptic world. Our findings suggest that the sugar content and structural integrity of the doughnuts are key factors in maximizing their protective capabilities. While further research is necessary to fully explore the potential of doughnuts as a survival tool, our preliminary results are both delicious and promising.