Jones, H. Smith, J. McDonald, R. Brown, F.
The axolotl, a weird and wonderful creature, has been the subject of much scientific curiosity over the years, particularly in the field of regeneration. Despite its unimaginably complex physiological mechanism for regeneration, however, we are still no closer to understanding how it actually works. This paper takes a well-deserved break from trying to solve the mysteries of epistemology and instead takes a light-hearted look at the axolotl's amazing regenerative abilities. Through a series of witty jokes and sarcastic quips, we hope to provide some much-needed comic relief to the ongoing scientific discussion of axolotl regeneration. But don't worry, we promise to throw in some big words to make it sound like a serious academic paper.