Homer, J. Newton, I. Butterworth, P. Glaze, S. Duncan, H. Munchkin, L.
In this paper, we undertake a serious and rigorous epistemological exploration into the question of whether doughnuts actually exist. By examining various ontological theories and debating the merits of circular confections, we seek to answer this quandary once and for all. Our research takes us on a wild ride through the history of baked goods, from the ancient Greeks and their reverence for the circle, to the sticky and sweet embrace of modern doughnut culture. Through a combination of philosophical inquiry and field research at local doughnut establishments, we ultimately come to a profound conclusion that may leave you questioning the very fabric of reality. Join us on this bold and delicious adventure into the intersections of epistemology, dough and deep-frying.