Hogwash, R. Quibbly, E. Snickerdoodle, L. Malarkey, B. Dubious, A.
Naked mole rats have always been known for their uncanny ability to burrow through tunnels and navigate complex mazes. But what happens when you throw quantum mechanics into the mix? In this paper, we explore the subatomic social systems of naked mole rats and how they interact with the principles of quantum mechanics. Through a series of experiments and observations, we found that naked mole rats have an innate knowledge of quantum entanglement and use it to communicate and organize their colonies. Our findings shed new light on the fascinating world of quantum biology and the unexpected connections between seemingly unrelated fields of science.