Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Equus quagga's Strategic Stripes: A Game-Theoretic Analysis of Zebra's Fashion Statement

Smith, P.R. Jones, K.L. Garcia, M.D. Wong, B.F.

In this groundbreaking paper, we use game theory to analyze the strategic value of zebra's stripes - one of the most fashionable patterns in the animal kingdom. Through rigorous analysis and statistical modeling, we demonstrate that zebra's stripes are not just a fashion statement, but a strategic defense mechanism against predators. Our findings challenge the widely-held belief that the stripes are primarily for aesthetics and further our understanding of the intricacies of animal fashion. This paper is a must-read for anyone looking to understand the importance of style and survival in the animal kingdom.