Polly, W. Hawkins, B. Feathers, R. MacCaw, T. Beakman, L.
In this groundbreaking study, we investigate the relationship between the squawking of parrots and the intricacies of monetary policy. Through rigorous fieldwork in aviaries across the country, we demonstrate that parrots have a keen economic sense and are able to mimic the language of central bankers with startling accuracy. Our findings suggest that policymakers could benefit from incorporating parrots into their decision-making process, as they possess a unique perspective on the markets that is often overlooked. However, further research is needed to determine how to prevent the parrots from fixating on their favorite commercial jingles during important meetings.