Witzer, A. J. Hopper, P. R. Lummox, F. X. Dingle, Y. W.
In this groundbreaking paper, we explore the intricate and often incomprehensible relationship between axolotl and topology. Through rigorous laboratory experiments and a lot of staring at pictures of axolotls, we have discovered that these adorable amphibians possess a deep understanding of higher dimensional geometry that would put even the most sophisticated mathematician to shame. Our findings challenge the traditional notion that axolotls are merely cute and fuzzy creatures, suggesting instead that they are in fact highly advanced topologists, capable of solving complex geometric problems with ease. So next time you see an axolotl, remember that there is much more to these creatures than just their charming appearance - they could be busy grappling with the mysteries of the universe!