Smith, P.D. Jones, K.M. Garcia, J.R. Lee, T.C. Choi, S.M.
In the light of recent global events, the need for comprehensive plans to deal with nuclear annihilation has become more pressing than ever. In this paper, we explore the potential role of mongooses in such planning. While typically known for their ferocity, adaptability, and adorable appearance, mongooses have yet to be fully explored as a resource in the event of a nuclear holocaust. Through a thorough analysis of their behavior, diet, and mating habits, we propose a number of potential strategies for integrating mongooses into existing disaster management plans. Future research should focus on the development of programs for the breeding, training, and deployment of these creatures. Ultimately, we believe that mongooses have the potential to make a significant contribution in the event of a nuclear apocalypse, and we call on policymakers and disaster management experts to take this animal seriously in their planning efforts.