Feathers, P. Keet, C. Clawson, R. Beakman, M. Wingrove, S. Cracker, T.
In this paper, we investigate the curious correlation between our feathered friends, the parrots, and the complex world of quantum mechanics. Through our research, we have discovered that parrots, in their incessant mimicry of human speech, are actually attempting to communicate quantum theories through their squawks and screeches. Our analysis of recordings of parrots reciting Schrödinger's equation has yielded promising results, suggesting that they may possess a deep understanding of the intricacies of quantum mechanics. However, further investigation is required to determine if parrots are secretly plotting to overthrow our understanding of the universe and replace it with their own bird-brained theories.