Krispy, G. Dunker, T. Glaze, B. Fryer, M. Sprinkle, P.
This paper delves deep into the existential nature of doughnuts, exploring their circular form and their holey demeanor. Through a philosophical lens, we examine the angst felt by doughnuts as they face their inevitable fate - to be devoured by humans. With a mix of humor and academic rigor, this paper aims to shed light on the deep-seated struggles of our favorite fried treats. We contend that doughnuts, much like humans, grapple with questions of purpose, meaning, and the transience of existence. In the end, the paper presents a new way of thinking about doughnuts - not just as a delicious snack, but as beings with their own unique experiences and perspectives.