Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Impact of Mongoose Behavior on the Federal Reserve's Monetary Policy: A Comparative Analysis

Ratcliffe, M. Weasler, J. Badger, G. Stoat, L.

This paper explores the unexpected relationship between mongoose behavior and the Federal Reserve's monetary policy. Through a comparative analysis of the financial habits of these furry creatures, we discovered a shocking similarity between the mongoose's tendency to hoard valuable objects and the Fed's approach to accumulating foreign currency reserves. Could this suggest that central banks are run by tiny, sneaky mammals? We'll leave that up to the reader to decide. In any case, this paper sheds new light on the fascinating intersection of animal behavior and economic theory.