Goldbird, P.\ Sapphire, R.\ Crimson, J.\ Emerald, L.
In this paper, we explore the little-known topic of parrots' monetary policy preferences. Through extensive observation and analysis of a diverse range of parrot species, we have discovered that these colorful avian creatures have a surprisingly keen sense of economic stability and are not above tinkering with interest rates in their quest for optimal fiscal conditions. Our research sheds new light on the complex world of financial decision-making and presents a compelling case for including parrots in future policy discussions. As one well-spoken parrot succinctly put it, "Squawk! Fiscal responsibility is for the birds!"