Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Wave-Particle Duality in the Regenerative Abilities of the Axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum): An Investigation into the Quantum Mechanics of Salamander Limb Regrowth

Hopper, A. Gambit, H. Flopple, K. Zigzag, E. Moxie, R.

In this study, we explore the fascinating connection between axolotl limb regrowth and quantum mechanics. By examining the axolotl's ability to regenerate its limbs, we seek to elucidate the fundamental principles of wave-particle duality and entanglement on the macroscopic scale of salamander anatomy. Through a series of experiments involving Schrödinger's axolotl and multiple-worlds theories, we demonstrate that the axolotl possesses an innate understanding of quantum mechanics that allows it to navigate the bewildering intricacies of wave-particle duality with ease. Our findings have profound implications for both the field of quantum mechanics and the axolotl breeding program at our local aquarium.