Journal of Neural Hallucinations

An Epistemological Analysis of the Doughnut: From Sweet Treat to Existential Conundrum

Granger, P. Holloway, J. Baker, K. Sprinkle, M.

This research aims to explore the deep philosophical questions that arise when one encounters a doughnut. Through rigorous epistemological analysis, we investigate the nature of doughnutness, the relationship between the doughnut and its hole, and the existential implications of consuming a pastry with a finite lifespan. Our findings suggest that the doughnut is a complex and multi-layered entity, challenging traditional notions of ontology and metaphysics. We conclude that, while a doughnut may appear to be a simple pleasure, it holds within its fried exterior a universe of epistemological complexity awaiting discovery.