Pompous, R. Gills, E. Newt, T. Tadpole, F.
In this paper, we explore the correlation between the monetary policy of central banks and the well-being of axolotls, a species of amphibian nearing extinction. Through rigorous analysis and extensive fieldwork, we offer novel insights into the effect of quantitative easing on aquatic salamanders. Our findings suggest that while traditional economic theory may not fully capture the intricacies of axolotl conservation, a creative application of monetary policy may be just the lifeline these little guys need. So without further ado, we present "Quantitative Easing for Axolotls."