Bones, J. Frost, L. Ivory, E. Whaley, A. Noble, K. Seaborn, T.
This paper explores the epistemological significance of the narwhal tusk, a weapon-like protrusion located on the forehead of the elusive Narwhal whale. Using a combination of empirical research and philosophical inquiry, we delve into the complexities of this seemingly mundane body part, delving into such questions as: What do narwhals actually use their tusks for? Are they purely aesthetic, or do they serve a deeper purpose? And most importantly, how can studying the narwhal tusk help us better understand the mysteries of existence? Through rigorous analysis and hilariously irreverent humor, this paper offers a unique perspective on one of the great enigmas of the natural world. Or, you know, it's just a bunch of jokes about unicorns of the sea.