Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Beyond the Aquatic: A Socratic Inquiry into the Epistemology of Axolotl Perception

Smith, E. Garcia, K. Wong, L. Patel, R. Nguyen, T.

The axolotl, also known as the Mexican walking fish, is a most curious creature. Not quite a fish, not quite a salamander, it has captured the imagination of scientists and laypeople alike. In this paper, we seek to shed light on the axolotl's unique way of perceiving the world. Through a series of philosophical and zoological investigations, we explore questions such as: "Can an axolotl know the difference between a rock and a carrot?" and "What does it mean for an axolotl to 'see'?" Our findings may surprise you, or they may leave you with more questions than answers. But one thing is certain: the study of axolotl epistemology is not for the faint of heart (or for those who are easily amused).