Johnson, L. Smith, R. Garcia, E. O'Brien, K. Kwan, H.
This paper explores the fascinating nexus of narwhal biology and monetary policy. Through a series of highly detailed charts and graphs (which we promise are not just pretty pictures), we demonstrate the striking similarities between the fluctuations in a narwhal's tusk length and the interest rate decisions made by central banks. By analyzing the unique properties of narwhal tusks, which scientists suggest are used to sense changes in the Arctic environment, we offer a novel perspective on the effectiveness of monetary policy interventions. Our findings may just blow your mind (much like the spout of a narwhal), so make sure to read this paper with a healthy dose of skepticism and a light heart.