Sprinkle, P. Hole, G. Baker, J. Glaze, M. Yeast, F.
In this paper, we use sophisticated mathemagical techniques to explore the topological properties of doughnuts, or as Homer Simpson affectionately calls them, "d'oh-nuts." Through the application of homological algebra, we delve into the intricate structure of the humble pastry, analyzing its shape, size, and sprinklage distribution. Our rigorous analysis uncovers surprising insights into the doughnut's topology, such as the fact that it contains both a boundary and a hole, much like Homer's psyche. In conclusion, our study serves as a delicious distraction from the mundanity of mathematical research and provides valuable insights into the pastry preferences of America's favorite animated dad.