Jinks, R. Foxx, P. Wattz, N. von Tipps, K.
In this paper, we analyze the topological properties of giraffe necks. We show that despite their length, giraffe necks do not violate the laws of topology. Though some may argue that giraffe necks constitute a wormhole through spacetime, our research concludes that such an idea is pure science fiction. Furthermore, we propose that giraffes should be considered topological anomalies, as their long necks defy common geometric notions. Our findings open the door for further research into the topological implications of other members of the animal kingdom, such as the dachshund and the anteater. Overall, we hope this paper inspires researchers to think outside the box - or perhaps, outside the neck.