Smith, P. J. Gonzalez, E. M. Wu, K. T. O'Brien, M. A.
This paper aims to demonstrate the surprisingly close relationship between aardvarks and one of the most complex and mind-bending theories in physics: quantum mechanics. By applying the principles of non-determinism and superposition to the behavior of aardvarks in the wild, we have found that these quirky creatures may be simultaneously sniffing out termites and not sniffing out termites, depending on the vantage point of the observer. Additionally, we have discovered that aardvarks may in fact be entangled with their distant cousins, the anteaters, in a way that defies traditional understanding of classical physics. Our hope is that this research will open new doors for further exploration of the relationship between quantum mechanics and the animal kingdom, and perhaps even lead to a deeper understanding of the mysteries of the universe - or at least of the peculiar habits of our favorite anteater-like mammals.