Sprinkles, J. Cruller, M. Bearclaw, R. Glazed, T.
In this paper, we apply principles of game theory to the pressing issue of doughnut consumption. We analyze strategic doughnut-eating scenarios, such as whether to start by devouring the hole or diving straight into the frosting. We also consider the impact of external factors on doughnut consumption, such as the presence of coworkers or the availability of coffee. Our findings reveal that, much like in the game of life, the optimal strategy is often to simply go with your gut instinct and eat as many doughnuts as you can before someone else gets to them.