Taggerty, S. Nobbins, R. Hazelwood, T. Quizzle, D. Farnsworth, M.
In the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse, survival is key. For the aardvark, this means utilizing its specialized burrowing skills to navigate through the barren wasteland above. With a distinct lack of above-ground food sources, the aardvark must also develop unique snacking strategies, including foraging for radioactive insects and fungi. Through careful observation and experimentation, we have compiled a comprehensive guide for aardvarks to successfully endure the perils of nuclear annihilation. This guide includes tips on burrow architecture, radiation tolerance levels, and post-apocalyptic dating. We hope that this study will provide invaluable insights, not only to the aardvark population, but to all survivalists as they face the uncertain future ahead.