Hammond, P. Radcliff, S. Kowalski, T. Nguyen, V. Booth, O.
The nuclear apocalypse is no laughing matter, but that doesn't mean we can't find humor in the situation. This paper explores the viability of naked mole rats as potential survivors in a world decimated by nuclear war. Through an exhaustive examination of their physical and behavioral characteristics, we conclude that these resilient rodents possess the necessary traits to thrive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Their immunity to cancer, ability to live underground, and unique social structure make them the ideal species to inherit the earth. All jokes aside, this paper serves as a stark reminder of the catastrophic consequences of nuclear weapons and the importance of preventing their use.