Kleiman, B. Larson, T. Nguyen, K. Winters, P.
This paper investigates the fascinating relationship between aardvark behavior and monetary policy. After extensive research and many late nights watching aardvarks, we have discovered undeniable evidence that the fluctuations of the aardvark population directly correlate with the stock market. We propose that future monetary policy decisions should be made based on the number of aardvarks present in a given area. Furthermore, we recommend that central banks consider employing aardvarks as financial advisors due to their exceptional nose for sniffing out market trends. In conclusion, this paper offers groundbreaking insights into the field of aardvarkonomics and its implications for the world of finance.