Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Naked Mole Rat: An Unprecedented Survival Strategy in Case of Nuclear Annihilation

Doe, J. Smith, T. Garcia, M. Wang, Q. Lee, S.

In the unlikely event of a nuclear apocalypse, the naked mole rat seems to have an upper hand on other species in terms of survival. Its subterranean lifestyle, genetic mutations, and peculiar social behavior sets it apart as a potential post-apocalyptic leader. This paper examines the evidence that supports the naked mole rat as a prime example of adaptation in the face of nuclear Armageddon. Whether you're a prepper or simply a curious member of the scientific community, prepare to be amazed by the resilience of our humble rodent companion - the naked mole rat.