Brindle, K. Socko, M. Giblet, P. Tosspot, R. Whimper, J.
In this paper, we investigate the age-old question of whether homological algebra can shed any light on the biology of narwhals. Specifically, we use homological algebra to model the protein expression patterns in the tusks of these endearing unicorns of the sea. By analyzing the homology groups associated with the different tusk layers, we're able to make inferences about the narwhal's diet, social structure, and preferred brands of toothpaste. Our findings suggest that narwhals are more complex creatures than previously thought, and that we should all aspire to be a little more like them - toothy, inscrutable, and effortlessly cool.