Finklestein, L. Ziggenbottom, O. Wembley, T. Jentine, Q.
This paper investigates the hypothetical scenario of a nuclear annihilation and its impact on the narwhal population. The study explores the reactions of these elusive creatures to the destruction of human civilization, utilizing their unique horn-tusked appendage to survey the contaminated waters. Employing a mix of quantitative and qualitative data analysis methods, we conclude that the narwhal's only response to such an event would be to roll their eyes and swim away, for they have already endured enough nonsense in their lifetime.