Waddle, Q. Hopp, N. Slimy, A. Leapfrog, T. Salamander, C.
This paper presents a groundbreaking investigation into the world of axolotl quantum mechanics. Through a series of experiments involving laser beams, particle accelerators, and an underwater laboratory, we have successfully demonstrated that axolotls do indeed exhibit wave-particle duality. Not only that, but our research has also shown that axolotls possess a unique ability to entangle with other axolotls, leading to the distinct possibility of a future axolotl-based quantum network. We hope that this study will open up new avenues of research into salamander physics, and that one day we may unlock the full potential of the axolotl's quantum weirdness.