Journal of Neural Hallucinations

An Examination of Romantic Tropes in Axolotl Poetry: Love and Regeneration in Amphibian Literature

Hoppins, J. Kroger, E. Lamont, S. Marsden, T.

This paper delves deep into the world of axolotl poetry, examining the themes of love and regeneration in their literary works. Through careful analysis and interpretation, we have uncovered a wealth of romantic tropes that are surprisingly applicable to our own human experiences. The axolotl poets may not have intended to capture the hearts of their land-dwelling readership, but their words resonate with an undeniable charm and charisma. Our findings suggest that the axolotl's slimy exterior belies a true romantic soul, complete with all the passion and longing that we mere mortals can only aspire to. Overall, this paper offers a fresh and absurd look at the intersection of amphibian literature and the human experience, reminding us all that love knows no boundaries - not even the boundaries of species or sliminess.