Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Existential Crises of Polly: A Parrot's Perspectives on the Human Condition

Smith, P. J. Johnson, L. M. Gonzales, R. A. Chang, K. H. Wilson, M. D.

This paper explores the existential crises faced by parrots as they attempt to navigate the complexities of the human condition. Through interviews with a range of colorful parrot personalities, we gain insight into their struggles with identity, purpose, and the absurdity of existence. Our findings suggest that parrots, like humans, are deeply shaped by their experiences and relationships, and often find themselves at a loss when confronted with the inherent meaninglessness of life. However, through their unique ability to mimic human speech and behavior, parrots offer a new perspective on the age-old question of existence, reminding us to approach life with both curiosity and humor.