Waters, A.J. Horn, M.C. Tusk, B.E. Whale, L.S.
Narwhals are not only majestic tusked mammals but also potential quantum physicists! In this paper, we explore the existential question of whether narwhals are aware of the quantum world around them. We dive deep into the theoretical foundations of quantum mechanics, and propose that narwhals may have the innate ability to harness quantum phenomena in their tusk. Through a series of hypothetical experiments and questionable scientific methods, we ultimately conclude that narwhals are indeed proficient in quantum mechanics, destining them to become the next generation of Nobel laureates.