Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Equine Eros: A Statistical Analysis of Zebra-themed Romantic Poetry

Smith, P. Johnson, R. Garcia, M. Kapoor, S.

This paper presents a comprehensive analysis of zebra-themed romantic poetry from a statistical perspective. Our data set comprises the works of several poets who expressed admiration, love, or infatuation towards these striped animals. Using a number of quantitative methods such as frequency analysis and sentiment analysis, we aim to shed light on the patterns and underlying emotions present in these works. Our findings reveal that poets tend to use words like "striking", "wild", and "untamed" to describe zebras, while also expressing feelings of longing and desire towards them. Interestingly, our analysis also shows a correlation between zebra-related metaphors and a higher rate of heart palpitations in readers. Overall, our study suggests that zebras hold a unique place in the world of romantic poetry. By providing new insights into this intriguing subject, we hope to encourage further research in this area and inspire poets to explore the untapped potential of animal imagery in their work.