Smith, P. Garcia, R. Chang, Q. Singh, K. Jones, M.
This groundbreaking study investigates the potential of kiwi fruit to serve as a sustainable food source in the event of a worldwide nuclear catastrophe. By subjecting kiwi plants to varying levels of radiation and observing their growth and fruiting abilities, we aim to determine their viability as a post-apocalyptic crop. Our results suggest that kiwi fruit may indeed be a valuable and nutritious food source in the wake of nuclear annihilation. Additionally, we discovered that the mutated kiwi plants exhibited a charming tendency to glow in the dark, which could be useful for both decorative and practical purposes. It is our hope that this study will provide essential information for survivalists, doomsday preppers, and kiwi enthusiasts alike.