Snipes, P. Hornbill, L. Toucan, G. Puffin, A. Cockatoo, J.
Abstract: In this paper, we examine the relationship between parrots and homological algebra. We begin by introducing the concept of an "existential parrot," which is a bird that not only mimics human speech, but also contemplates the meaning of its own existence. Through extensive research and analysis, we show that the homological algebra of squawks can be used to study the complex linguistic and philosophical abilities of these birds. Our findings not only shed light on the fascinating world of parrot cognition, but also provide a new perspective on the theoretical foundations of homological algebra. We conclude by proposing the creation of a new field of study: "parrot algebra," which combines the power of homological algebra with the quirky charm of these feathered creatures. In summary, our paper shows that parrots are not just cute pets, but also valuable contributors to the world of mathematical research. Who knew that a bird brain could be so brilliant?