Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Feathered Fallout: A Study of Parrot Survival Strategies in the Event of Nuclear Annihilation

Kawasaki, R. Peterson, Q. Chang, K. Gupta, S. Rodriguez, A.

In the event of nuclear annihilation, it is crucial to consider the fate of our avian friends. This study explores the survival strategies of parrots in such a catastrophic scenario. Through extensive research and experimentation, we have found that parrots are surprisingly adaptable to the harsh realities of a post-apocalyptic world. From scavenging for food to building shelters out of discarded plastic bottles, these resilient birds prove that they are more than just pretty feathers and a sharp beak. While the prospect of nuclear annihilation is grim, we can take solace in knowing that parrots will be there to remind us that life finds a way, even in the most dire of circumstances.