Klein, E. Yong, L. Ng, R. Hartley, T.
In this paper, we delve into the philosophical musings of the axolotl, an amphibian renowned for its ability to regenerate lost limbs. Using a combination of humor and rigorous analysis, we examine the axolotl's unique perspective on the nature of self-knowledge and the limits of human cognition. Our findings suggest that the axolotl's philosophy may have valuable insights to offer in fields ranging from epistemology to existentialism to stand-up comedy. Ultimately, we hope to not only expand our own understanding of the universe, but to bring a smile to the faces of readers everywhere.