Smitherington, A. Gorgonzola, P. Flibbertigibbet, L. Zigzag, C.
This paper investigates the strange and wondrous world of axolotl regeneration, and its apparent connection to the curious behavior of quantum systems. Our research suggests that memories of past bodily structures are encoded in the wave function of the axolotl's cells, allowing for instantaneous regrowth in the presence of a fresh new salamander tail. This phenomenon can only be explained by invoking Schrödinger's paradoxical feline, who provides an apt metaphor for the strange and seemingly impossible feats of the axolotl. We hope our findings will inspire future research into the intersection of quantum mechanics and the animal kingdom, and perhaps unlock the secrets of immortality and time travel.