Spruce, A. Fuzzy, P. Stripes, Z. Black, L. A. White, O. N.
This paper investigates the age-old question of whether zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes. Through a rigorous examination of the philosophical concept of epistemology and the zoological science of zebra stripes, we have concluded that the answer is inconclusive. However, we have discovered that studying zebras can lead to colorful conversations and some rather entertaining puns. In conclusion, while the mystery of the zebra's stripes remains unsolved, our research has brought us a step closer to understanding the absurdity of life and why some questions are better left unanswered.