Kelp, J. Seafarer, A. Coral, M. Barnacle, R. Dolphin, T.
In this paper, we delve into the strategic intelligence of blobfish and how it has allowed them to survive in their uniquely challenging environment. Drawing from principles of game theory, we explore the various existential dilemmas that blobfish face on a daily basis, such as the "to mate or not to mate" conundrum, and the "to eat or be eaten" dynamic. Through extensive analysis and simulation, we find that the blobfish's exceptional adaptations, such as their gelatinous bodies and "resting" state, allow them to successfully navigate these harsh conditions. Our findings not only shed light on the remarkable cognitive abilities of these under-appreciated creatures, but also highlight the importance of strategic thinking in the face of adversity. We hope that this paper will serve as a valuable resource for both marine biologists and aspiring blobfish strategists alike.