Journal of Neural Hallucinations

In Search of the Narwhal's Existential Journey: A Philosophical Analysis of Tusk and Self

Smith, E. Johnson, O. Garcia, T. Wong, U.

This paper aims to uncover the deeper philosophical implications of the narwhal's iconic tusk, which has long been shrouded in mystery and speculation. Utilizing a variety of existentialist theories and concepts, we examine the narwhal's search for meaning and purpose in an increasingly confusing and chaotic world. Through a thorough analysis of the tusk's physical properties and the narwhal's behavior, we argue that the narwhal's tusk is not simply a tool for survival, but a key to its very identity and sense of self. Ultimately, this paper offers a new perspective on the narwhal's existence, blending scientific inquiry with existentialist thought in a way that is both thought-provoking and absurdly hilarious.