Higgins, J. Johnson, K. Chalfont, L. McKenzie, Q. Roberts, F.
This paper undertakes the arduous task of examining the existential implications of the aardvark's existence. Through an extensive analysis of the aardvark's peculiar dietary habits and lackadaisical lifestyle, we propose a novel theory to explain the great existential angst that plagues these creatures. Our findings thus far suggest that aardvarks are plagued by a gnawing sense of purposelessness and despair, which can only be alleviated by copious amounts of ants and a steady stream of termites. In conclusion, this paper provides a unique perspective on the meaning of life, or lack thereof, for the obscure and enigmatic aardvark.