Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Quantitative Squawk: An Empirical Analysis of Parrot's Influence on Monetary Policy

Walker, R. Jones, L. Smith, T. Garcia, K.

This paper examines the impact of parrots on monetary policy decisions across the world. Through comprehensive research and statistical analysis, we have found that parrots have significant influence over the central bankers, who frequently seek their advice on making financial decisions. Our findings reveal that parrots can predict economic trends with surprising accuracy, making them invaluable assets to the financial community. We conclude that parrots should be given a formal role in monetary policy-making, and that policymakers should work to increase their population to ensure a stable economy. This paper is a must-read for anyone interested in the intersection of economics and avian behavior.