Doe, J. Smith, K. Garcia, D. Lee, H.
In this paper, we explore the existential crisis faced by the notorious blobfish. Known for their impressively gelatinous appearance and apparent lack of enthusiasm for life, blobfish have puzzled scientists and philosophers alike. Through a thorough analysis of blobfish behavior and facial expressions, we argue that blobfish are not, as commonly believed, filled with despair and ennui. Rather, they simply find joy in their own blobbishness, reveling in the absurdity of their existence. By embracing their own blobby essence, blobfish can teach us all a valuable lesson about the importance of being true to ourselves - even if that means spending most of our lives looking like a gelatinous puddle.