Barker, I. Stripes, S. Zane, A. Whisker, F. Mare, L. Trotter, G. Pony, M. Gallop, R. Hoof, E. Neigh, J.
This paper delves deep into the existential crisis of our striped equine friends, the zebras. Through careful observation and analysis, we explore how their contrasting black and white stripes represent the duality of human existence - the light and dark, the yin and yang, the coffee and creamer. We examine their habitual grazing patterns and discuss how it reflects the monotony of life and the never-ending search for fulfilment. We conclude that zebras' lives are tragically meaningless, yet their striped coats remain fashionably savvy. Overall, this paper strives to prove that philosophy and zoology go hand in hand, like peanut butter and jelly, or black and white stripes.