Kahn, R. Wittz, S. Nahmias, E. Juno, T.
The axolotl, a small species of salamander known for its ability to regenerate its limbs, has long captivated the imaginations of scientists and laypeople alike. In this paper, we marry homological algebra with the study of axolotl regeneration in the hopes of shedding new light on this remarkable process. Using a series of complex equations that we're pretty sure look impressive, we demonstrate that the key to the axolotl's regenerative abilities can be found in its chakras. Or maybe its aura. The details are a bit hazy, but suffice it to say that our findings are groundbreaking - or, at the very least, they make for excellent conversation starters at awkward networking events.