Snodgrass, F. Pumpernickel, Q. Winklebottom, V. Zigzag, W.
In this paper, we attempt to answer the age-old philosophical question of "What the axolotl is going on around here?" We explore the bizarre phenomenon of axolotl regeneration, which has long puzzled scientists and laypeople alike. Through our extensive research, we have come to the conclusion that axolotls are either magical creatures or highly evolved lizards with a penchant for showmanship. Our findings may have profound implications for the field of epistemology, or they may just make you chuckle. Either way, we hope you enjoy this wild ride through the world of axolotl logic.