Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Aardvark and the Absurdity of Existence: An Examination of the Philosophical Implications of Aardvark's Diet and Lifestyle

Higgins, J. Johnson, K. Chalfont, L. McKenzie, Q. Roberts, F.

This paper undertakes the arduous task of examining the existential implications of the aardvark's existence. Through an extensive analysis of the aardvark's peculiar dietary habits and lackadaisical lifestyle, we propose a novel theory to explain the great existential angst that plagues these creatures. Our findings thus far suggest that aardvarks are plagued by a gnawing sense of purposelessness and despair, which can only be alleviated by copious amounts of ants and a steady stream of termites. In conclusion, this paper provides a unique perspective on the meaning of life, or lack thereof, for the obscure and enigmatic aardvark.