Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Mongoose and the art of homological algebra: A complex analysis of their intimate relationships

Knox, R. O'Shea, P. Fitzpatrick, E. Montgomery, Q.

In this paper, we explore the intricate and complex relationships between mongoose and homological algebra. Drawing upon years of experience in the field and countless hours of snuggling up with a mongoose, we present a thorough analysis of these furry creatures and their interplay with the fundamental principles of algebraic topology. Our results demonstrate a clear correlation between the length of a mongoose's tail and its ability to solve long-standing problems in homological algebra. We hope that our work will not only shed light on the unique nature of the mongoose, but also serve as a cautionary tale for mathematicians who underestimate the cunning and tenacity of these adorable yet ferocious creatures.