Journal of Neural Hallucinations

A Topological Analysis of Raccoon Patterns: A Homological Approach

Razinsky, H. Abromowitz, E. Linsky, A. Mildenstein, S.

In this paper, we apply the principles of homological algebra to the intricate patterns of raccoon fur. By analyzing the topology of these patterns, we aim to shed light on the evolutionary history of these mischievous creatures. Our results show that the cohomology classes of raccoon patterns are more diverse than their diet, and that their love of shiny objects can be explained through a homological interpretation of visual perception. While this study may not solve the age-old question of why raccoons insist on raiding our trash cans, it does provide a bewitching insight into the fascinating world of raccoon fur patterns.