Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Giraffes in Love: A Naturalist's Study of Romantic Poetry and Long Necks

Sparks, E.L. Hunter, T.D. Loveland, J.R. Tallman, G.K. Neckman, A.S.

This paper delves into the curious and often overlooked relationship between giraffes and romantic poetry. Through a rigorous review of literature, we explore the various ways in which giraffes have inspired poets throughout the ages. From Shakespearean sonnets to modern-day haikus, we examine how these majestic creatures have captured the hearts and imaginations of artists and scientists alike. We also investigate the biological and evolutionary factors that have resulted in giraffes' long necks, and how this physical adaptation has contributed to their romantic appeal. Ultimately, our aim is to shed light not only on the fascinating bond between giraffes and romantic poetry, but also on the enduring power of love and connection in the animal kingdom.