Watterson, H. Hitchens, C. Sagan, C. Addams, C. Twain, M.
In this paper, we examine the game theory strategies of the blobfish, which has been described as the "world's ugliest fish" by marine biologists. Despite their less-than-appealing appearance, blobfish are known to be highly intelligent and strategic creatures. Our analysis reveals that, unfortunately for the blobfish, their preferred strategy of "just floatin'" is not the most effective in the game of ocean survival. We suggest that they consider alternative approaches such as "aggro-fishing" or "deep-sea camouflage" to improve their chances. Our findings may also have implications for the game of life in general, as sometimes even the most unassuming players must adapt in order to come out on top. But seriously, have you seen a blobfish? They're hilarious looking.