Journal of Neural Hallucinations

Towards a Comprehensive Epistemological Framework for the Study of the Aardvark: A Meta-Analytic Exploration of Aardvarkian Knowability.

Higginbottom, E. Jingleheimer, C. Knoxville, B. Nimblefinger, R. O'Shaughnessy, F.

This paper presents a groundbreaking exploration of epistemology through the lens of the aardvark. By interrogating the elusive knowability of the aardvark, we argue for a new framework that takes into account this unique creature's inscrutable nature. Using rigorous meta-analytic techniques, we explore the limits of our understanding of the aardvark and how it challenges traditional epistemological frameworks. Our research sheds new light on the inherent absurdity of attempting to understand the inexplicable, and highlights the need for a paradigm shift in how we approach knowledge acquisition in the natural world.