Punchline, M. Standup, J. Gag, C. Quip, D.
This paper employs homological algebra to explore the topological structure of the naked mole rat. Utilizing concepts such as homotopy and cohomology, we reveal surprising insights into the surprisingly complex and hairy anatomy of this creature - and attempt to answer the eternal question, "why does it look like that?" Our results are sure to shake the foundations of modern zoology, and will hopefully make you laugh as well.