Smith, A. T. Johnson, E. Z. Garcia, L. M. Brown, K. S. Lee, R. T.
This introspective paper delves into the mind of a zebra as it grapples with the absurdity of its black and white existence. Using the philosophical framework of existentialism, we explore the zebra's torment over its lack of individuality in a world where stripes are the norm. Through a combination of witty observations and pseudo-scientific jargon, we shed light on the comically tragic nature of the striped equine's existential struggle. Whether you're a wildlife enthusiast or simply someone who can appreciate a good zebra pun, this paper is sure to leave you pondering the meaning of stripes.