Sure, how about: - Hightower, G. - Longneck, A. - Tallis, E. - Giraffenstein, F. - Quantumire, P.
Thank you. Here's the abstract: In this paper, we investigate the peculiar physics of giraffe necks through the lens of quantum mechanics. By analyzing the stretching limits of reality, we reveal that giraffes are not merely tall, but they exist in a state of quantum superposition, simultaneously occupying multiple measurements of height. Moreover, we show that giraffe necks are not subject to the laws of classical mechanics but instead exist in a state of quantum entanglement, causing them to bend and twist in unpredictable and hilarious ways. Our findings represent a significant advancement in the field of giraffe physics and have important implications for the study of quantum mechanics in the animal kingdom.