Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Homological Algebra of Parrots: A Fowl Approach to Category Theory.

Birdbath, A. Featherstone, D. Squawker, M. Wingtip, L. Perch, E.

In this paper, we explore the fascinating world of parrots through the lens of homological algebra. We begin by examining the algebraic properties of avian communication, and then delve deeper into the homological structure of their plumage. By leveraging our newfound understanding of the feathered creatures, we develop a novel approach to category theory, which we call "squawkology". Our findings shed new light on the evolutionary origins of parrots, and provide a framework for further research into the algebraic properties of the natural world. This paper is sure to leave you chirping with excitement!