- Beakman, P. - Squawk, C. - Featherbottom, S. - Wingate, K. - Polly, R. - Chirp, L. - Talon, N. - Perch, M.
In this paper, we present a rigorous investigation into the topology of parrot perches. Our study involved wings-on analysis of parrot habitat, examination of roosting behavior through the use of hidden cameras, and measurement of perch curvature using highly sophisticated mathematical tools. Our findings suggest that the shape of the perch has a significant impact on the parrot's ability to roost comfortably, with highly curved perches providing the optimal "parroting" experience. Our hope is that this research will pave the way for the development of a new generation of parrot-friendly perches, allowing our feathered friends to rest in comfort while looking after their mathematical needs.