Journal of Neural Hallucinations

An Investigation into Topological Invariants of the Naked Mole Rat: A Species More Fascinating than You'd Assume

Foote, M. Underhill, P. Whitmore, C. Dunn, S. Hawkins, T.

This paper delves into the fascinating world of naked mole rats and their relationship with topology. Despite their unsightly appearance and subterranean lifestyle, these creatures possess a unique topological structure that may hold the key to understanding the mysteries of the universe. Through a series of rigorous mathematical analyses and extensive fieldwork, we present new insights into the topology of naked mole rats that will revolutionize the way we think about topology as a whole. We anticipate that this paper will stimulate a new wave of research on these charming little rodents and their unexpected contributions to the field of topology. Warning: Side effects of reading this paper may include an inexplicable urge to adopt a naked mole rat as a pet.