Wang, S. Carter, R. Patel, K. Garcia, M. Lee, T.
This paper aims to shed light on the epistemological limitations of raccoons, examining their lack of understanding of basic concepts such as gravity and human property rights. Through a thorough analysis of raccoon behavior and cognitive processes, we argue that their inability to comprehend these fundamental principles has significant consequences for human society, including trash can raids and property damage. While raccoons may be cute and charming, their ignorance of these basic concepts cannot be overlooked if we hope to coexist peacefully with our masked neighbors.