Tall, R. Necksworthy, G. Spots, L. Longface, P. Hooves, M.
In this paper, we explore the potential survival strategies of giraffes in the event of a nuclear apocalypse. After extensive research and modeling, we propose an innovative approach involving the use of the giraffe's long neck as a shield against radiation. To test this concept, we subjected a number of giraffes to varying levels of nuclear fallout and monitored their survival rates. Results showed that giraffes with longer necks were significantly more likely to survive, leading us to conclude that this strategy could be effective in the event of a nuclear apocalypse. While previous research has focused on the use of bunkers and other protective measures, our findings suggest that the humble giraffe may have the key to long-term survival.