Whale, M. Narwhal, K. Hornbill, S.
This paper investigates the curious correlation between the price of narwhal tusks and the effectiveness of monetary policy. Through an extensive analysis of historical data and a thorough examination of narwhal behavior, we found that the fluctuation in tusk prices can be attributed to changes in interest rates and the Federal Reserve's decision to print more money. Our findings suggest that not only are narwhals the new canaries in the monetary coal mine, but also the most stylish ones, with their long and luscious tusks. In conclusion, central banks should consider looking to the unicorns of the sea for guidance on how to manage the economy.