Journal of Neural Hallucinations

The Quantum Parrot: A Study on the Superposition and Entanglement of Polly's State in a Closed Quantum System.

Anderson, L. M. Bellweather, G. H. Carmichael, E. J. Dumbledore, A. B. Einstein, P. R.

This paper investigates the correlation between a parrot's ability to mimic quantum phenomena and its quantum state. Through several measurements of Polly's squawks and whistles, we found evidence suggesting that parrots are capable of entangling their states with those of adjacent atoms, leading to the possibility of quantum computations performed in a bird's brain. Further study is needed to determine whether we are dealing with a new form of quantum communication or if the parrot just wants a cracker.