Farnsworth, E. Cropotkin, Y. Watson, P. Noodleman, S. Finklestein, R.
This paper presents a groundbreaking investigation into the epistemological capacities of the enigmatic Ambystoma mexicanum, or axolotl. Building upon preceding research in the field of axolotl intelligence, this study examines the axolotl's ability to comprehend the complexities of the human experience. Through a series of rigorous experiments, we have determined that the axolotl possesses a profound understanding of human emotions, including but not limited to boredom, confusion, and existential angst. Furthermore, our research suggests that the axolotl may be able to offer valuable insights into the meaning of existence – insights that have thus far eluded human philosophers and scientists alike. Our findings have significant implications for our understanding of consciousness, sentience, and interspecies communication.