Journal of Neural Hallucinations

An Analysis of the Romantic Tendencies of Narwhals through the Verses of Keats and Shelley

- Marmot, T. - Fizzlebottom, Q. - Snickersnee, R. - Wiggleworth, H. - Blubberbutt, M.

This paper presents a groundbreaking study on the correlation between narwhals and romantic poetry. Through a thorough analysis of the works of Keats and Shelley, we have discovered that these majestic sea creatures have a strong inclination towards expressing their emotions through poetic verses. Our observations suggest that the narwhals' unique tusks may serve as quills, and they have been observed using rocks as inkwells. The intricate verses written by the narwhals show a clear influence of the Romantic poets, with themes of unrequited love, melancholy, and the beauty of nature. This study opens up a new field of inquiry into the emotional lives of marine creatures and their artistic capabilities.