Smith, P. J. Jones, L. E. Garcia, M. Q. Nguyen, J. K. Wilson, K. R.
This paper delves into the essential question of giraffe neck length and the inherent paradoxes that arise within the realm of existential philosophy. Through a humorous exploration of the absurdity of giraffe anatomy, we ponder the meaning of life, the concept of free will, and the possibility of stretching oneself to new heights (literally). While this paper may seem whimsical on the surface, at its core lies a witty and thought-provoking commentary on the absurdity of the human experience itself.