Smith, R. Fitzgerald, M. Stevenson, L. Gonzalez, P. Wang, K.
In this groundbreaking paper, we present a rigorous analysis of the topological structure of the giraffe's neck, while trying our best not to get tongue-tied. Using knot theory and advanced geometric techniques, we unravel the complexities of the giraffe's seemingly endless neck and discover that it is, in fact, home to a vast and intricate network of loops and twists. Our findings shed light on the evolutionary history of these majestic creatures and reveal the surprising role that topology plays in their anatomy. So if you're looking to stretch your mathematical muscles and have a laugh or two, join us on this wild ride through giraffe topology.